Interested in what's going on in the world? Then pay attention to the Town Criers. These fellows are recruited for their keen ears and their ability to yell for extended periods of time. Cities pay them to keep citizens informed of local and world gossip. Town criers repeat the news they're given throughout the day, resting only a handful of minutes between each news-yelling. It's said, though, that the town criers keep the best and juiciest stories for themselves. Only the savviest story collectors have a chance of convincing the town criers to tell their secrets.
Perhaps one day the town criers will be yelling your name.